Do not talk about /b/
Do NOT talk about /b/
We are Anonymous
Anonymous is legion
Anonymous never forgives
Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
Anonymous is still able to deliver
There are no real rules about posting
There are no real rules about moderation either enjoy your ban
If you enjoy any rival sites DON'T
All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
Anything you say can and will be used against you
Anything you say can be turned into something else fixed
Do not argue with trolls it means that they win
The harder you try the harder you will fail
If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
Every win fails eventually
Everything that can be labeled can be hated
The more you hate it the stronger it gets
Nothing is to be taken seriously
Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
Every repost it always a repost of a repost
Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
Any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelated
Always question a person's sexual prefrences without any real reason
Always question a person's gender just incase it's really a man
In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
There are no girls on the internet
T ITS or GTFO the choice is yours
You must have pictures to prove your statements
Lurk more it's never enough
There is porn of it, no exceptions
If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw
You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
No real limits of any kind apply here not even the sky
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
Nothing is Sacred.
The more beautiful and pure a thing is the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weaboo
When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
There is always furry porn of it.
The pool is always closed.